A rockin’ tribute to Rydstrom as Moonwalker Lola and Smooth Criminal Sheridan eagerly anticipate Kresley Cole’s next offering: Kiss of a Demon King

To be sung to Michael Jackson’s classic, ‘Black or White’
Ow!
Rydstrom is the hottest
Demon in the Lore
‘Cept we never realized all his
Hottness before

Now we believe in miracles

And a miracle
Has happened tonight

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“Untamed” by Nora Roberts
“Ahhh…” Lola sank into the raspberry-scented bubbles. “Nothing beats soaking in my bubble bath at the end of a very long day testing out Juan’s newest coconut-banana massage. Nearly made some off-colour jokes about coconuts and bananas, but refrained lest I hurt his feelings. Shall read “Untamed” since I have been meaning to get to it for a while. Short, category romance. Shouldn’t be too wrinkly by the time I finish.”
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“A Duke of Her Own” by Lorraine Heath
The back of “A Duke of Her Own” reads, “Lady Louisa longs to marry for passion and love— but will she find happiness in the arms of the duke?” A word to the wise, Lady Louisa, it’s just as easy to find happiness in the arms of a rich alpha male as a poorer one, plus you’ll get to wear nicer shoes. Zing!
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“Cowgirl Up and Ride” by Lorelei James
Sheridan came tottering into the RMB office, arms laden with bags of Japanese take-out. “Lo, I’m back! It’s just us lunching in today, because Mimi muttered something about tracking down some Charles Manson memorabilia, so she’s AWOL for the next 2 days. So here’s your tonkatsu-don and…. Holy cow!” Sheridan stopped short at the sight of a cut-out cow wearing a diamond tiara. “Um, Lola? Why are there bales of hay and inflatable cactuses all over the place?”
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“Long Hard Ride” by Lorelei James
You are cordially invited to Ripmybodice’s annual summer fundraiser in aid of Ladies Who Love Louboutins But Lack Liquidity. To urge you to donate generously to this worthy and extremely self-serving cause, we have planned a spectacular and elegantly tasteful gala, entitled: Save a Horse, Ride a Cowboy.
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The RMB girls gather around their large crystal punch bowl filled to the brim with all the different flavours of Absolut vodka, in their Vic’s Secret PINK PJs, chanting:

“Double double toil and trouble,
Spam bots make our blood bubble.
Round about the punch bowl go
In the pink bath bombs throw.

Scale of fish, an old wisdom tooth
An out of season shoe, and a piece of an old booth.
O Romance Gods hear our cries
And of these spam bots whom we deeply despise.
Throw them into a pit so deep
That into our website, their comments no longer creep.
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“Running Wild” by Sarah McCarty

A ballad of three wolven brothers by Troubaudor Lola and Minstrel Sheridan - Part III (Wyatt’s Story)

I

Now twere the tale of the third wolven brethren
A tale we have saved for laste
For Wyatt the alpha of the werewolves,
Will break his lover’s sexual faste
Looking e’er at his cousins, his loyal lieutenants at his side
Having founde luve both of them, he could not help but sigh
“O where is my lady love, wherefore doth she tarry,
When I long to hold her in mine arms, and in a feather bed be merry.”
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“Running Wild” by Sarah McCarty

A ballad of three wolven brothers by Troubaudor Lola and Minstrel Sheridan - Part II (Kelon’s Story)

THE FIRST FYTTE

O’ wouldst thou remember dearest reader,
That yester day morn we had spun
A ballad of three wolven brethren,
Of which the tale of one t’were done
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“Running Wild” by Sarah McCarty

A ballad of three wolven brothers by Troubaudor Lola and Minstrel Sheridan - Part I (Donovan’s Story)

I

As it fell out on a winter’s day, many moons ago
The’er liv’d brethren three whose fearsome claws did show
That they were borne half wolf, half man, yet all heart
(Aye one was a cousin, but this ballad we must start)

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